Lyrics

Happier Than You
I Don’t
Jane
Joan Drives Too Fast
Labor Day
My Age
Second Chance
She’s On the Pill
The Girl I Like
You’re Not Worth It
Doin' Time

Happier Than You

Every time I wake up
I see you lying next to me
It’s not what I want to see

Every time I look down
I see you lying on the ground
You’re so pathetic to me

All the times I though that you were by my side
And all the time I sat back and swallowed my pride
You just left me there but I had my doubts
I spent too much time trying to find my way out
My way out...

When I think about you
And all the shit you put me through
It’s not what I want to do

I wasn’t happy without you
But it’s something that I got through
Now I’m happier than you

I Don’t

I don’t know about it
I don’t think about it
I just need to have it every day

I don’t know about you
I don’t think about you
I don’t care about you anyway

Cause I just think you’re fucking scared
When you fill my head with a dare
And I don’t understand you anyway

Jane

Jane likes to day hi
As she walks right by
Day or night I want to be with her forever

I wish she would stay
With me every day
Will it happen probably? Yes? Maybe? Never?

Jane’s the one I really like
Because she makes me feel so right
And I hope that I can do the same
I hope she’ll be with my night and day

No matter what I do I think about her
I don’t want to live this life without her
I just wonder if she feels the same for me

Joan Drives Too Fast

She wants to take me to the party
She wants to take me to her house
She wants to take me to the movies
But I’m scared

‘Cause Joan drive too fast
Joan drive too fast

She’s got me thinking
I don’t quite trust her
Has she been drinking?
I‘d like to fuck her

Exaggerated
Thoughts in my head
I hear her screaming
In my dad’s bed
(Say previous line a couple more times)

She wants to take me to ocean
She wants to take me to the show
She wants to take me to any place she knows
But I’m scared

‘Cause Joan drive too fast
Joan drive too fast

Labor Day

It’s Labor Day and you don’t have to go to school today
And I don’t want to go to work tomorrow.

The summer has come to an end
And it always fills me with this sorrow.

I look back at the summer fun
We were swimming at Shea’s

Now that summer has gone
The skies are getting gray

It’s Labor Day and I didn’t have to call in sick today
But I just might call in sick tomorrow

I’ll enjoy the last few nice days
It might be the last one I can borrow.

The summer can’t last long enough
Seems like it’s always

Is filled with those lame commitments
And time just slips away

Labor Day
I don’t wanna go to work tomorrow

My Age

I know what you think
I don’t care anyway
You say I’m immature
and that I don’t act my age
I don’t care about anything that you say

I don’t ever want to act old
I don’t want to do what I’m told
I don’t ever want to act my age

29, skateboarding,
having fun every day
hang out, play in bands
Ride Harleys, It’s fine with me
I don’t wanna live your life because it’s so lame

Second Chance

‘Cause I know everything about you
And you know everything about me
A second chance I need

‘Cause I don’t know how
To be with you now
Can I wait and see
If you’ll be with me?
‘Cause you just might leave
Anyway

‘Cause I know everything about you
And you know everything about me
A second chance I need

I’ve been trying everything
I’ve been trying so hard
I’ve been trying everything
Is this gonna work?

‘Cause I don’t know how
To be with you now
Can I wait and see
If you’ll be with me?
‘Cause you just might leave
Anyway

She’s On the Pill

Pill, yeah,
She’s On the Pill
Pregnancy like vacancy
Pill, yeah,
She’s On the Pill
No vasectomy surgery

I’m so pathetic she said,
"Grow up and be a man"

Pill, yeah,
She’s On the Pill
Vasoline doesn’t do it for me
Pill, yeah,
She’s On the Pill
EPT means nothing to me

I don’t like condoms no more
I found it much better on the

Pill, yeah,
She’s On the Pill
Weight gain, mood swings I tolerate
Pill, yeah,
She’s On the Pill
Now Paul and Shea worship me

She’s on the Pill

The Girl I Like

All the time keeps passing by
I’ve got no time left to get high
I wonder if I’ll ever know why

Pitching a tent in my sheets at night
Wishing you were by my side
With only one outcome in my mind
Masturbating time arrives

You’re the girl that I like

Hope no one knocks on my door
My pants are off and on the floor
My right hand knows what’s in store

A picture of you in my eyes
Yes, it my very favorite kind
Some say that this will make me go blind
Masturbating time arrives

You’re the girl that I like

You’re Not Worth It

You’re Not Worth It
You’re Not Worth It
You’re Not Worth It
Worthy of me

Doin' Time

She's everything I've ever wanted
She's so fine
She's a crime

I can't get her off my mind
She's a crime
Now I'm sittin' here doing time
She's a crime

She's everything I've ever wanted
She's so fine
She's a crime

I can't get her off my mind
She's a crime
With her cocaine and wine
She's a crime